The Incomparable White Six

Tuesday, August 12, 2014


name drops are like gum drops
DateCreated10/27/2005 11:13:00 AM
PostedDate10/27/2005 10:17:00 AM
Bodythey're not very good and they stick to your teeth.
the following information is all true and correct, swear by the seat of my pants everyone has their own definition of fame, but these are my celeb moments/hours/weeks/years of interest - i will likely add an additional blog to this as i can't quite recall every one of them
*james st james calls out "shitting glitter" to us when he sees us on the streets *my favorite james in the world queried "what's outside of pleasantville?" in said film
*the best sean i know starred in NYPD blue show entitled "don't meth with me" as the meth loving fag - he looked hot heroin chic
*my best witch i know, ginny- starred in "satan's school for girls" and plays boo in longest running dog musical ever, bark
*the hottest mandy (i cannot get enough of this chick's backside) i know was intern to michael douglas
*above mandy and sean had cosmopolitans (mandy) and jack n cokes (sean) with kevin spacey
*devin is pen pals with michael alig as he serves his prison term for angel's murder
*trev broudy befriended us in the park with his excellent dog riggs
*electric six almost came back to our apt for beers but tait got too scared, dick was game
*my roommate from my acting class married josh taylor, father to dylan on 90210 and husband on the sandy duncan show
*saw val kilmer blow his nose and show it to his female friend in his convertible on fairfax and santa monica stopped in the turning lane.. twice. he saw me the second time and was humiliated
*i was the assistant producer of the john and ken show when they were with KFI of the non clear channel variety, emiliano limon was producer and friend
*saw red buttons at every free event i got to attend during my stint at kfi as media "professional" (me and emiliano went for the food usually). we even attended a dedication of a mosque for the grub, shameless
*was about to have my own radio show with friend christopher at KFI, called shameless, and shamelessly, we fucked that up
*regis philbin's daughter lived in the apartment building i managed, heard his unmistakable voice booming through our courtyard one day. funny
*michael rapaport was a regular at said building as he had a friend on the 3rd floor; i called him dick ritchie (re: his famous character in TRUE ROMANCE), he didn't get it. he did always say hi though
*little stevie from the e street band bought our cd from coco ono (our drag dancer) at the club lingerie show we played for bett williams book "the wrestling party"
*bett williams is a dear friend of mine, she gave me and brandon a rockin titty dance in our lap on her bday
*candy ass and alexis arquette gave me a ride and other things at a party
*alexis always recognizes myself and ex/bff (von) and waves at us; that is the prettiest and most put together drag in weho
*the murmurs stared at myself and my ex/bff (von) at gold 9 karaoke across the bar like we were candy
*my ex boyfriend is oscar de la hoya's CFO
*one of my ex girlfriends was on the colorado silver bullets, the only professional female BASEBALL team there ever was
*pamela anderson signed her book she wrote, told me she liked our band name, and looked annoyed next to me in the picture we took
*sebastian bach told me i was cute when i waited on him at mel's
*my grandpa fought at the battle of the bulge and got a purple heart for frostbite in his feet
*my friend liam was james cameron's assistant
*i'm friends with accomplished transgender ms jackie enx, radio and tv star and drummer for rhino bucket - she, in fact, is the reason i'm a singer today
*i had a great friendship with simpsons artist and director, haven't seen her since she left LA, although devin has...
*my best friend since high school is friends with every single person who is anyone in NY: murray hill, the dazzle dancers, john cameron mitchell, marga gomez, penny arcade, enya buttox, michael musto etc. et al
*waited on lisa welchel at chili's, bonked her baby on the head with a plate of ribs on accident
*friend dudley starred as the first, and best, hedwig in the stage show (ala rocky horror) - i stupidly never saw it
*asked fred savage at the "friends helping friends" event i worked if he's ever peed in the shower, he has (this was part of my job for the event, mind you) *danced with "ross and rachel" at a counting crows show at viper room
*coco ono's aunt is candice rialson, star of "chatterbox"-b movie queen from the 70's
*i'm the lead singer of shitting glitter
*my great great grandfather invented the candy corn blessed be this samhain (and it's pronounced sow in, demonika, mandy and ginny know that but maybe the rest of you don't), eat a candy corn and you eat a piece of me

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