bullets
DateCreated	10/25/2005 9:43:00 AM
PostedDate	10/25/2005 9:06:00 AM
Body	*splat is the best punk dye available *play craps if you gamble, best odds and amazing fun *investigate the dog you intend to adopt (please instead of buying), understand it's nature, then buy a collar and identification implant for it *do not declaw cats *pay your employees what they are worth, and thank them for the money they make for you *do not trust cops just because you are white, but definitely don't if you aren't *teach me any yiddish you know, i'm always trying to get my jewish friends to tell me some, but apparently they do not visit their grandmother very often *make me cake any time, any day *keep beverages in your fridge for guests *bring beverages to visit your friends *give away your clothing you don't wear to your friends (thanks meagan) *try wasabi funyuns *do not patronize hamburger mary's west hollywood, horrific service *do patronize basix and cha cha cha, both have great happy hour specials, awesome and unique food *i love the abbey, there i said it *i hate the abbey's music *rich people do get treated MUCH differently, i know, i got to have a hotel room i would never afford on my own. how much does it suck to find that out *someone please get rid of bush *hawaiians are neato *do not shave if you are a woman, it is not necessary *stop the car and get a confused dog out of traffic, you are not in that much of a hurry (but not if the owner is there) *drink patron, but not a HUGE amount *it is not a sin against patron to make margaritas with it, they are actually quite lovely *if you like girls, cut your fingernails *clear surfaces in your living space, it will be the best cleaning technique you will ever employ *matching is overrated, colors are not meant to be the same in clothing, they are meant to compliment *do not tell people you are a vegan, do yoga, don't drink and are allergic to gluten unless it comes up; it's too much in one sitting *if you are allergic to gluten, you can talk to these people about it http://www.gluten.net/ *if you are like me, you can talk to the waitress at el coyote about your habits and nutritional challenges *age becomes irrelevant at a certain point; my friends are anywhere from 18 to 43, and i don't even know which ones are which *hair color, tattoos, pierces. nothing to do with capability in the workplace. are we that stupid? *i still don't believe in prostitution, no matter how trendy it is to support it *i flew to new york this morning in my astral projection. for real b *i'm afraid of wide open spaces *ani di franco changed my mind about guns; i've shot almost every different kind and i never will again. thanks dude *death is not real *i can take you on a death tour of hollywood, just ask me and we can make an arrangement