PRESCRIBE P2 STAINS/AKA PAIN

so one hipster says to another, i think i'll be a massage therapist.  what a fashionable idea.  seems like a great thing.  i can wear my skinny jeans, i can pretend to do something and i can steal money from people that think i look hip.

here's why hipsters don't work:

1.  knit caps.   it's california.  we're not cold.

2.  skinny jeans.  we get it.   you don't eat.

3.  when you do, you pretend to be vegan.  then you eat jack in the crack and forget to throw out the wrapper.

4.  you're tattoos are not original.

5...don't get a tattoo, unless it means something.

6.  i'm not buying it.

7.  your'e judgmental.  cause you do the same things i do.

8.  why can't i tell you apart?

8.  really?

9.  belmont shores is still lbc.

10.  and you're still gonna end up at sweetwater.

11.  bye.